Hmmmmm, I Wonder…

Have you ever been bamboozled by the mysteries of life?
Well then, you’re in good company.
I hope that this will become on ongoing series..
so buckle your seat belts, and get ready to take a ride,
on the roller coaster of hilarity
(or maybe just skip through the haze of hysteria )
of what goes through my mind!
Hmmmm, I wonder why:
You wear a skirt.
You pick out a shirt.
A dress hangs in your closet.
A tie goes around your neck.
You wear a pair of socks and a pair of shoes.
A pair of earring hang on your earlobes.
I get that…

But why do you wear a pair of pants?
A pair of jeans?
A pair of trousers?
A pair of shorts?

You don’t wear a pair of pant suites…
just a pant suit.

A pair is two. 
Yeah, you have two legs, but you also have two arms,
and you don’t wear a pair of shirts…
well unless you layer, and then I guess you do wear a pair, 
or would that be a set? 
And this confuses me. You sit a glass on the table, but you
set the table when you put a plate, glass, fork and spoon on the table.
So, set is the plural of sit?  I’ve got two butt cheeks but I don’t 
set them down on the sofa, I sit them down, or plop them down, 
or slide them down – depending on how stiff I am…
…Ooops – got a little off subject there for a second.

Here is another twist to this deluge of dilemma…
it’s 7:30 and the bus comes at 7:35…you yell at the top of your lungs
“Jimmy put your pants on, the bus is coming!”
So why don’t we say, “put on your pair of pants!”?
Life is a mystery and sometimes it makes my head hurt…
but so does drinking a Slurpee YOW – Brain Freeze!

Libby

Married for eons, mom of 10, Nonnie to 26 with a great grand coming soon, to add to the mix. Avid reader and photo taker, scrapbook queen and jewelry maker. Collector of dishes, planners and pens. Lover of animals, chocolate and spends…long hours soaking in the spa tub (with a fully charged tablet, diet soda, and grub). She’s worn lots of hats, tossed most to the wind, and doesn’t mind starting all over again. Every day is a new adventure…come along for the ride!

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0 thoughts on “Hmmmmm, I Wonder…

  • I knew you were a deep thinker.. Cute post. Very clever!

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  • I like a good sense of humor and you definitely have one.I enjoy reading your blogs.

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  • You are definitely thinking WAYYYYY too much!

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  • I’d say you’d have a set of shirts… Going to be pondering.

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  • I am afraid I do not have time to think as deeply as you – good for you, if you enjoy it why not?

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  • The “pair of shirts” part made me laugh.

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