Poop Soup
Go outside and pick up dog poop,
using brand new pooper scooper .
(For this recipe, three days x 4 dogs =
a whole heck of a lot of poop.)
Place poop into plastic bucket.
Run inside to check pan on stove top.
Wash hands, stir contents in pan,
answer phone, go check email…
let time pass.
Forget all about bucket of dog poop, in back yard.
Tropical storm hits area.
Rain rain go away, come again another day.
(When it ain’t 95 degrees outside!)
Take dogs out to do their business
when there is a lull in the storm.
See big ole bucket of steaming
POOP SOUP.
Adjust recipe as needed!
Ooooh poop soup, we've definitely made that before! Brigitte is the only one who thinks it sounds delish!