I have very weird sleeping schedules. I have Fibromyalgia, CFS, RLS and Insomnia. You can only begin to imagine how these conditions reek havoc on my life. From day to day, I never know how I’m going go feel, or be able to function. Often, I will stay up all night, and be able to stay up all day the next day…yes I’ll be tired, but I won’t be able to go to sleep. Other times, I cannot keep my eyes open for love nor money.
Examples: Last Friday night, I stayed up all night, with one of my daughters. We spent the time talking, laughing, snacking and cleaning out and organizing one of her closets. On Saturday, we drove up to TN, to spend the at her mother-in-laws house. The kids swam, and we enjoyed having a cook out. I did just fine, but was ready for bed around 10:00. I was able to go to sleep and stay asleep all night long. We drove back home on Sunday, and I slept almost the entire drive (about 8 hours). I was able to go to bed and sleep both Sunday night and Monday night…BUT…I could not go to sleep on Tuesday night. I stayed up all night, and got a lot done around the house. I was okay for a few hours on Wednesday morning, but crashed just before noon. Normally, I would just lay down for a couple of hours, and then try to go to bed at a normal time in the evening. Not this time. I slept (except to get up to go to the bathroom, and let the dogs out), until 5:00 this morning. So what does this have to do with learning a lot?
In the last couple of hours, I have learned that apparently, I cannot live without a Hoover Wind Tunnel Vacuum Cleaner, Meaningful Beauty Skin Care Products, or a Lifestyle Lift Procedure. I also need to purchase a NutriBullet, so that I can consume a NutriBlast Smoothie each day. All of these things will dramatically change my life for the better, in 2 weeks or less. AND…I can get them for a rock bottom prices if I call and order within the next 30 minutes. Bonuses are included from free shipping to locked in prices for refills, to free gifts just for me – if I’m one of the first 200 people to call. I don’t even have to pay the full price. I can make EASY payments!
The claims have to be true, because celebs and people JUST LIKE ME, have had miraculous results! How could I not believe Cindy Crawford, Debbie Boone, Valerie Bertanellie, Brianne (from Austrailia), Pam (from Houston Texas) and some guy whose parents are MDs?
Since I’m already on the phone with my credit card clutched in my hand, I can (for just pennies a day), feed a child in Africa, provide clean water for a an entire village in a third world country, send care packages to an elderly Jewish couple in Russia, and plant trees in our National Forests.
I’m afraid that if I watch early morning TV again, my husband will have to get a second job…I think I’ll just try to sleep in!