Oh…I WANT My Mom to GO to the AIMING LOW NON-CONFERENCE

Please send my mom to AIMING LOW!

I can only go, if she does.

The woman is as old as dirt…she probably doesn’t have that many conferences left in her.

Give the old girl a little happiness in her waning years….and get me

OUT OF THE HOUSE!

I’m a chick magnate…I move to the groove…Just take a look at me.

I need to get my WOOF on.

I heard some rumors that  the Covered Wagon Chick in gonna be there…

she’s that one that posts kibble porn –  right?

Holy Guacamole – this is gonna be my kinda hangout.

Sassy Mama, Cowgirl, and StaaaaaaC

Send us and I’ll let ya rub mah belly for luck.

 Woooo-Woooo-Wooooo -ARoooooooh!

Disclaimer:  I’m posting this in the hope ( Oh Please, Oh Please Oh Please ) that Simply Sassy Media will choose my mom as one of the two lucky bloggers they will be sending to the Aiming Low Non-Conference…The  bloggers chosen will have their hotel stay, fees and taxes paid for by Simply Sassy Media (you must secure your own travel upon acceptance of prize), plus an additional small stipend (which she could use to buy me some treats)!